You Never Take Me Anywhere Nice

[Turbolag]

So this guy's girlfriend sends him a text message "baby howcome you never take me anywhere nice or expensive?"

The guy texts her back "I'm sorry baby, I didn't know you like that kind of stuff. Get dressed, I'm taking you somewhere real expensive right now".

She texts back "awwww baby where are you taking me?"

He texts her back "the gas station...."

 

[FLEXjs]

Not even funny; I paid $1.52/L ($5.75/gal) yesterday for 91 Octane.

 

[1bigun11]

not even funny; i paid $1.52/l ($5.75/gal) yesterday for 91 octane.

ouch!!!!!!

 

[RAIDEN]

Thats the same exact thing i text to your mom Turbo... were you going through her phone again?

 

[Bullmuscle7]

Funny Turbo! Lets go out for Lobster. Upgrade from popcorn. U like Lobster?

 

[BrotherIron]

LOL.....

Flex, I'd pay that for 110+ octane. Jealous, lol.