Cotton Ball Diet WTF

[tightglutes]

 

[Rottenrogue]

How ****ing desperate does one have to be to go to these extremes

 

[GiantSlayer]

Really, how much worse is broccoli? You'd rather eat cotton?

 

[shortz]

This has been around for years for chics trying to do the extreme dieting for modeling etc. Disgusting

 

[regular]

They should switch to something which is intended to be consumed but calorie sparse like celery.

I've seen people survive on stranger foods. Mud cakes comes to mind.

 

[shortz]

They should switch to something which is intended to be consumed but calorie sparse like celery.
[video=youtube;Ut6XnpNUaV4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut6XnpNUaV4[/video

Because cottonballs literally fill you up way faster than celery. I can eat so much celery trying to fill up I want to puke just looking at it.

 

[GiantSlayer]

Here Grandma. I knit you a sweater from my poop.

 

[regular]

Because cottonballs literally fill you up way faster than celery. I can eat so much celery trying to fill up I want to puke just looking at it.

How can a cotton ball occupy more volume in the stomach than celery? How many cotton balls would it take to fill you up?

 

[GiantSlayer]

I can see how it makes sense, regular. Celery is mainly water and cotton balls would expand.

 

[extremevet]

She misunderstood... it's the cocknball diet.

 

[regular]

I can see how it makes sense, regular. Celery is mainly water and cotton balls would expand.

Upon consumption the cotton would be mainly water too. It has to be saturated with liquid to make it's way down the esophagus.

 

[Mike_RN]

I do the toilet paper diet. Every other meal is simply a roll of toilet paper. I went from 15-8% body fat with very little effort in about six weeks. Best side benefit is my ass literally wipes itself now.