Damn dude that's ****ed up, but I'll give it to you, it's still pretty funny.
I'm just a big story telling fool.
This evening my 24yr old daughter that is my ex wife's snitch went into the bathroom in my room....obviously snooping as she has her own bathroom connected to her room. She walked in on some items that I left out as I was needing to access them.
My girl was there and was concerned as the beautiful home I live in is owned by my ex wife. My girl left to go to her job. I know how to handle my kids. It's as simple as a payoff with this one....which I did.
I knew my girl was stressing as my ex will, at times, call my girl when I'm acting up or getting grabby for those big ole fake tits or pretty little mouth.
I text her saying my daughter must've told my ex what she came across and that I may be putting her property in jeopardy and so on. I told her the police were outside and I was in the midst of a standoff with them. I asked if she thought that they may actually shoot me given that they knew my past and that my ex had informed them that I was, in fact, in possession of a 45 cal pistol.
She fell apart and had to leave work.....she's on her way here knowing I made it all up. She'll still be grateful that reality is what it is.