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Times Roman

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A truck driver pulled over to the side of the road and picked up two homosexuals who were hitchhiking. They climbed into the cab and the truck driver pulled the rig back onto the highway. A few minutes later, the first fag said.

"Excuse me, but I have to fart." He held his breath, then the truck driver heard a low "Hsssssss."

A few miles down the road, the second fag announced, "Excuse me, but I have to fart." The announcement was followed by another low "Hsssssss."

"Jesus ****in Christ!" the truckie exclaimed. "You fairies can't even fart like men. Listen to this." A moment later he emitted a deafening staccato machine gun burst from his arse.

"Ohhh!" one fag exclaimed, turning to the other.

"You know what we have here, Bruce? A real virgin!"
 
PillarofBalance

PillarofBalance

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I just threw up in my mouth
 
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prime

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Dec 31, 2011
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Lol. This joke is very old. I think I heard this 30 years ago.
 
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prime

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I'm not quite that old lol.

The only other gay joke I know is:

What's the DOS command that gays like best?

C: enter

DOS.. That gives you an idea of how old that joke is. Lol
 
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chadstallion

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what do gay horses eat?


haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
PainTrain

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Why do gays use ribbed condoms?
More traction in the mud
 
GiantSlayer

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A neutron walks into a bar and says "barkeep! How much for a drink?" And the barkeep says "For you, no charge."
 
kid666

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"What did the fisherman say to the card magician?"
"Pick a cod .. Any cod "
 
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